Best Short Blonde Jokes
| By: John Decarie Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor. Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat. Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop. Q. What's the blonde's cheer? A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear. Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you can eat under a buck. Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She's got a checkbook. Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought. Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A. A 69 interrupted by a period. Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. About the Author: Read more the best blonde jokes ever on www.bestblondejokes.net/. Related Articles How to Achieve Picture Perfect Shots via Digital Photography Inward Beauty Breach Not The Fragile Peace... New LCD TV Models From Toshiba Regza Guide to Home made Speakers Mazouz Patrice Painting with Wonderful Color Effects A Synopsis Of Batman The Dark Knight Learn Guitar The Bsics Of Learning Guitar Piano Practice how to make it fun for your child Here Is My Critical Summary Of SatelliteDirec ... First rate Or Substandard Life planning will be vital in getting your hopes and dreams Headshots Realism in Contemporary Art Many Separate Methods To Contemplate For Writing Music Photo Frames Revamping the Inner Ambience in a Redefined Style How Lines Can Be Used To Create Great Photo Compositions |